Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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