Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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