I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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