I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
