Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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