giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
do nipples grow back?
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