Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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