a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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