i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
