Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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