matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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