wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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