what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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