Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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