i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize