I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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