She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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