I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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