That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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