Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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