My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just want nice things and good sex
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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