I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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