Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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