1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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