Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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