Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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