god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
