I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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