Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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