Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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