What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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