I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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