I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Success! We fucked roommates!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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