were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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