How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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