We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
my poor anus
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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