I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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