dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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