maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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