the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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