Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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