you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
