So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's intense
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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