They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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