You surviving the open bar?
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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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