Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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