Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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