There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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