Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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