There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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