I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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