how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Randomize