Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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