At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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