I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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